Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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