ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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