dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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