do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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