dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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