Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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