How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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