some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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