I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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