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(313): View more from Michigan

her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli

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(732): View more from New Jersey

last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"

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(330): View more from Ohio

hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself

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(737): View more from Texas

Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties

(1-737): View more from Texas

No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.

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