then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize