just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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