Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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