Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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