There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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