I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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