Buhtt sex?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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