How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
