Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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