i was born a porn star she said
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
