Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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