Where is the hickey?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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