I think i peed on brittanys purse
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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