these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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