I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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