Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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