that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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