A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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