it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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