i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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