I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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