Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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