Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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