I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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