Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Randomize
