i don't like sucking hair
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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