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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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