whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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