Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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