I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
