Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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