That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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