Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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