3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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