Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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