Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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