Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
MIDGETS
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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