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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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