kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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