Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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