Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
No more Irish car bombs ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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