I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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