Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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